Oscar Wilde (10/16/1854 - 11/30/1900) Erse dramatist and author

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

The good ended happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what Fiction means.

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.