Orson Welles (05/06/1915 - 10/10/1985) US actor, director and writer

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

There are three intolerable things in life - cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women.

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.