Bart Simpson character in The Simpsons

I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!

I didn't do it, no one saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.