My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's a pretty good empty experience.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.